Can We Say Jackass?
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- Wide-eyed Newcomer
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- Wide-eyed Newcomer
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Just tell them "Oh, gosh! I'm really sorry! See, your pass is one of the new ones that is on Central Standard Time so your 2:18pm pass won't be usable until 4:18pm. Sorry!" I know it's actually the other way around, but what guest has brains enough to figure that out?
Guest: "What's that pile of bird crap lookin' thing in the middle of the park?"
Me: "Uh, that would be the Matterhorn."
Me: "Uh, that would be the Matterhorn."
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- Regular Guest
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I really like Polar's idea of a machine that shreads the tickes when a guest comes in early. And have a digital clock with a digital second hand that has it down to the tenth of a second, or something like that. I don't understand the guests they waited as long as they did, but that last few mins they are so impatient.
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- Wide-eyed Newcomer
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You mean your guests actually read those things?Papa Smurf wrote:And why when checking return times must these people show me the back of the ticket (as if we don't know what it say's since we use it to point out that your an idiot)....
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