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Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:02 pm
by darph nader
security officer wrote:how many state of California employee does it take to plant a tree?
13 1 supervisor, 1 to dig the hole, two to place the tree in the hole, one to fill the hole, the other to watch how it done
How many posts does it figure out where we got off topic?? :D:
(whoops,wrong thread.Where's my beer?)
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:03 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
darph nader wrote:How many posts does it figure out where we got off topic?? :D:
(whoops,wrong thread.Where's my beer?)
Switch to RUM, it works faster!
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:15 pm
by security officer
how many city of pomona employees does it take to set-up a stage?
5 1 to do it the other 4 supervise
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:07 pm
by Cheshire Figment
How many Mensans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Mensans don't screw in light bulbs; there's not enough room.
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:27 pm
by Ms. Matterhorn
And then they shut off half the lights to save energy.
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:12 pm
by CBeilby
How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be VERY tiny...
I'll get my hat... ;)
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:14 am
by kcberlin
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One but the light bulb has to be willing to change.
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:32 am
by Big Wallaby
How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs aren't mentioned in the Bible.
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:15 pm
by Goofyernmost
CBeilby wrote:How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but they have to be VERY tiny...
I'll get my hat... ;)
How do you even get into a light bulb??? :twisted:
Re: Castmembers and lightbulbs
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:27 pm
by hobie16
Goofyernmost wrote:How do you even get into a light bulb??? :twisted:
If you think that's tough wait until everything has gone LED.