On Line for the roach coach....

[tacoboy]

Time: 9:30 am
Place: The Roach Coach
People: Two girls in front of me.


Girl 1:What do you want?
Girl 2: I'll have a ham egg and cheese.
Girl 1: Im lactose intolerant so i cant have the eggs. I'll get a porkroll and cheese
Girl 2: Yummy!

I tried to correct them but they ordered before i could tell them.

Thankfully they're not in attractions or a department where they could do some damage!

[Kwahati]

Im lactose intolerant so i cant have the eggs. I'll get a porkroll and cheese

Dude, I think you need to give people a fair warning about just how stupid this one is! I felt a large group of my brain cells commit suicide just when I read that...it hurt! I hope there's no permanent damage from witnessing that in person.

[tacoboy]

Dude, I think you need to give people a fair warning about just how stupid this one is! I felt a large group of my brain cells commit suicide just when I read that...it hurt! I hope there's no permanent damage from witnessing that in person.

I didn't suffer any damage because (lewis black fans should know this) if you talk to your friends and talk about what the jackass said, than it'll be gone. Or you can go to the person who said it and say "what the F**K are you talking about?!!!!" than it will go away


but seriously, i told my coworkers and all of them keeled over laughing.

Kwahati, thanks for your concern.
:D:

[mechurchlady]

I am allergic/sensitive to penecillin, ephedrine family of drugs, lysol aerosol, some sprays and perfumes as well as food stuff like soy, egg, dairy, chocolate and wheat. The last is from Celiac.

Woot what a belly ache she going to have and she will have earned a one way trip to potty land for an hour or more. I make eggs omelets for mom with canned milk and cheese so I wonder if the girl was confused and thought ham had lactose in it.

With food allergies you know what not to eat from experience. Woot what a ditz.

[ThunderCat]

Time: 9:30 am
Girl 1: Im lactose intolerant so i cant have the eggs. I'll get a porkroll and cheese

True story from a Pizza place I once worked at:

TC: Thanks for calling Xxxxxx Pizza. Would you like to try our Bacon Double Cheeseburger Pizza? It's got double cheese, bacon, ground beef and onions!
SG: Absolutely not! We do NOT eat pork products!
TC: No problem. What can we get for you today?
SG: I'd like a large pepperoni pizza.

Nope, didn't tell the SG that pepperoni is a pork product. We even put extra on it just for her.

[Cranbiz]

I saw this thread and thought that you were talking about the bus I had last night.

Disney really needs to fumigate the 2700 series buses. The roaches kept me company all night.


Zazu, how about a roach smilie. :hysteria:

[hobie16]

Disney really needs to fumigate the 2700 series buses. The roaches kept me company all night.

Go green and get some geckos.

[Zazu]

Zazu, how about a roach smilie. :hysteria:

Again, you're being inadequately specific.

Do you mean a roach like this or a roach like this ?

[Cranbiz]

Zazu,

I like the first one , my son will like the second one . Thanks.

Hobie16,

I would use the geckos, but Geico won't pay Disney for the advertising. :)

[Zazu]

I would use the geckos, but Geico won't pay Disney for the advertising.

Nutz, they won't even pay *me* for posting a smiley!