OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)

[Marilou]

No, we are not jealous. We have The Great Space Mt.,Buzz & Autopia too. Don't dog my favorite land Stduck. ]

And don't forget "Push" the trash can...or do you have him in DL? I've seen him several times in WDW. He made our day when I asked him if he wanted to join us at Many advetures of Winnie the Pooh...said "sure" and followed us all thru TL.

No matter how many times I read it...the one about Mickey Mouse as...JESUS CHRIST!! still makes me giggle.

[Purpura]

Push is in TomorrowLand too in Disneyland... I've seen him, when I've been a guest... Even put a little trash in him too :D:

[Kwahati]

No matter how many times I read it...the one about Mickey Mouse as...JESUS CHRIST!! still makes me giggle.

There's gotta be a great artist on this site who could draw this for us. I have such a great vision in my head of Mickey with long hair and a goatee (very un-disney!) walking on water!

C'mon artists! Any volunteers?

[ThunderCat]

No matter how many times I read it...the one about Mickey Mouse as...JESUS CHRIST!! still makes me giggle.

Reminds me of one of my favorite songs: Kingdom in the Sky by DaVinci's Notebook:

All my life I have been searching
For the fabled Promised Land
With my sisters and my brothers
We shall walk there hand in hand
Through the trials and tribulations
And the devil's cruel temptations
I know that we will all get there one day

After years and years of wandering
Oh, the Kingdom we shall find
And the doors may not be open
But we'll gather in the line
And our hearts will swell with pride
The day those gates swing open wide
And we take a walk down Main Street, U.S.A.

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky (in the sky)
We will all be there together by and by
We will all drink from the fountain
And go riding on Space Mountain
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky

Where Mother Minnie, Father Dopey,
And Saint Tinkerbell abide
There'll be no more cares or sorrows
On that heavenly Teacup ride
I will lay down all my fears
When I put on those big black ears
And join the choir to sign in harmony (harmony)

We will sing the songs of aimless souls
Who once had gone astray
Who were lost but now are found
In the Electric Light Parade
Singing, "Hakuna Matata"
Growing Mouseketeer stigmata
In the only Club that's made for you and me

Oh, that Magic Kingdom in the sky (in the sky)
We will all be there together by and by
All God's children shall be free in
Pirates of the Caribbean
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky

Oh the meekest and the poorest
Their inheritance shall see
And a zillion Japanese tourists
All will join the jamboree
They will ride that Holy Monorail
Into sweet Providence
When they know that their redeemer
Is a Mouse in Short Red Pants (nice pants)

Won't you take me to Orlando
Where the sun is shining bright
All the angels are clean shaven
And the people snowy white
Where your problems are all hidden
And unhappiness forbidden
You'll find salvation for a modest fee

Climb into my Winnebago
And if you help with the gas
Then we maybe can finagle you
A five or six day pass
May your afterlife be blessed
Just American Express it
Let MasterCard and Visa set you free

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the sky (in the sky)
We will all be there together by and by
All religions may be practiced
There except for Southern Baptist
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky

Oh that Magic Kingdom in the sky
Manufactured by that Uncle Walter guy (he is my Walter guy)
We'll give thanks to that old geezer
And we'll keep him in the freezer
When we reach that Magic Kingdom in the...
Reach that Magic Kingdom in the...
Reach that Magic Kingdom in the sky

[Taryn]

Reminds me of one of my favorite songs: Kingdom in the Sky by DaVinci's Notebook.

Wooow, what a great song! I'm going to have to buy that. Think they'd have it at The Virgin Megastore at DTD?

[disneygeek]

Sometimes the truth just comes out when our guard is down!

Really funny post, thanx!! :D: :D:

Ask Mel Gibson!

[Zazu]

Reminds me of one of my favorite songs: Kingdom in the Sky by DaVinci's Notebook

It was a very quiet day at the front desk, and folks were making up rhymes and limricks about Disney. I just printed out these lyrics and passed them around.

I got banned from Disney trivia contest years ago for knowing too much. Now I've been banned from the silly lyrics contests, too.

[ThunderCat]

Wooow, what a great song! I'm going to have to buy that. Think they'd have it at The Virgin Megastore at DTD?

Or you could just click on the underlined title of the song in the above post...

[Freak]

Yeah, so I found out that even after memorizing the 8 minute spiel for Calico Mine Ride, youre still bound to screw up. And its quite awkward when you have 50 or so guests looking around in a room for something that isnt there, even though you just said it was and didnt notice it. :p:

[Kwahati]

you have 50 or so guests looking around in a room for something that isnt there, even though you just said it was and didnt notice it.

Meh...turn-about is fair play. It's the converse of when they ask you about something and they're standing right in front of it and/or can't find it even with the most concise directions in the world. Out of curiosity, what did you have all the SG's looking for?

(Actually, that makes me think of a spiel practical joke I might need to try: In the middle of a spiel where you're pointing stuff out, interrupt yourself with "And just behind you we have-oh my goodness, what's THAT?!? ...Oh, never mind, that's always been there--I forgot!" :D: )