When does a tattoo, by itself, become a SGT?

[hobie16]

[felinefan]

What is the top one from? I know the other three are from "The Lorax".

[jlowejd5]

Okay, I did some editing to make it SFW. Note Pluto's foot on the right side of the picture.

btw, first time trying to post a pic to this particular forum. Let's see if my other-forum-acquired skills translate. Please don't hate me.

[Shorty82]

What is the top one from? I know the other three are from "The Lorax".

About the Zax

by Dr. Seuss
From The Sneetches and Other Stories
Copyright 1961 by Theodor S. Geisel and Audrey S. Geisel, renewed 1989

One day, making tracks
In the prairie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax.

And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to face.

“Look here, now!” the North-Going Zax said, “I say!
You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
I’m a North-Going Zax and I always go north.
Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!”

“Who’s in whose way?” snapped the South-Going Zax.
“I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you’re in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove.”

Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
“I never,” he said, “take a step to one side.
And I’ll prove to you that I won’t change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!”

“And I’ll prove to YOU,” yelled the South-Going Zax,
“That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
For fifty-nine years! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
Never budge! That’s my rule. Never budge in the least!
Not an inch to the west! Not an inch to the east!
I’ll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!”

Well…
Of course the world didn’t stand still. The world grew.
In a couple of years, the new highway came through
And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax
And left them there, standing un-budged in their tracks.

(Copied from http://zaxbypass.com/about/the-zax/)



(Copied from http://ihatesnaps.wordpress.com/2007/01/

[DisneyMom]

Okay, I did some editing to make it SFW. Note Pluto's foot on the right side of the picture.

btw, first time trying to post a pic to this particular forum. Let's see if my other-forum-acquired skills translate. Please don't hate me.

Sorry, think that if you are going to have tattoos, they should be better-looking.

Been watching Tattoo Highway, much better designs are available ;)

[felinefan]

Oh, that's right, the Zaxes! I saw that on T.V. once, with other Dr. Suess stories. Forgot what they looked like....

The critter on the right of the topless lady looks like some bizarre cross between a cat and a unicorn, but with the cat's nose left off. Where did that tat artist learn his/her trade? Yeesh....

[Cheshire Figment]

Last night I was looking at "Bait Cars" on tru-tv and one of the perps had words tattooed both on his chin and also where one would expect a mustache. Definitely a ewwwwwww moment.

[hobie16]

Last night I was looking at "Bait Cars" on tru-tv and one of the perps had words tattooed both on his chin and also where one would expect a mustache. Definitely a ewwwwwww moment.

And they wonder why its so easy to pick them out of a line up.

[Fizzgig]

The topless woman looks like her mouth is a mustache.

Definitely not my brother-in-law's work. Yowza.

WOw... That's a lot of fail for one back! Winged unicorn, roughly drawn "Scar" on the upper left... Incorporation of a mole into a design...

[Eeyore Tattoo]

Okay, I did some editing to make it SFW. Note Pluto's foot on the right side of the picture.

btw, first time trying to post a pic to this particular forum. Let's see if my other-forum-acquired skills translate. Please don't hate me.

Those are really bad tats........ Is that a man or woman?