guests who think they're funny/clever

[kingocal]

I dont hate it, but it does bug me when I point and tell the guest in the parking lots where to park and they ask "Where do I park?", while they are jokingly pointing up, down, left or right. Then they give you the two gun point salute with their index finger and say "ha, I got u".

[lady ulrike]

Main Street Vehicles
- Have you ever hit anyone?

I've got a funny story about this one. A CM was asked this on the Jolly Trolley and basically said yeah one, that's what this means and pointed to his year pin. Well as soon as he finished saying that, rotation came and the guy bumping on had a five year pin (which for those of you that may not know, has a five on the bottom of it) These guests saw that and got off the Trolley.

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

THe thing that gets me is while doing guest control and the walk ways are crowded and the guests are walking very slowly. Then, you got one smart aleck guest going "Mooooooooooooooooo!!" I just then shout out, "DO'NT MAKE ME GET THE CATTLE PROD!!!!"

[PirateJohn]

Me at grouper: How many?
SG with wife and small chlid:Two... and a half!

I never minded that. It was a lot better than the families who would have about four kids and three adults and would tell me there were only three in their group. "Oh, the kids don't count!"

They don't count, eh? Fine, they can waterski behind the friggin' boat for all I care.

[Main Streeter]

They don't count, eh? Fine, they can waterski behind the friggin' boat for all I care.

:hysteria: Great to see your humor & posts again PirateJohn. :) Been far too long!

[Alyssa3467]

* Stores CM tries to scan an item, and the barcode scanner won't read
Stupid Guest> Oh, it must be free then... :D:
Stores CM>

[hobie16]

* Stores CM tries to scan an item, and the barcode scanner won't read
Stupid Guest> Oh, it must be free then... :D:
Stores CM>

I was in Target and got to checkout with a bunch of stuff. The scanner wouldn't read one item and after a few passes the clerk looked around, mumbled something and stuffed it into the bag. Scooooorrrreee!!

[Panther007]

i once had a guy at target, he must have been new

i had a $10.00 off coupon, and he ringed it up wrong

it wouldnt scan properly, and he typed it in, and gave me $1000.00 off

he started giving the change (the total price was around $-975) then i realised and told him that he accidently pressed the 00 key,

i wonder how long it would have taken him to realise that he keyed in the wrong amount and didnt owe me $975, but he accucally owed me .25

[DevilDuckie]

- "Lockers?" To which I respond "Noun" (they say just that one word, no complete sentence)


And I hate it when people try to ask me questions while I'm standing at attention for the National Anthem during our Flag Retreat Ceremony.


Just a small list, haha.

The answer to "lockers" is "fishsticks!" See customers_suck on Live Journal. :)

I was disgusted by the people who stood behind me and talked through flag retreat and the anthem. Grr.

[dizneeluvr]

* Stores CM tries to scan an item, and the barcode scanner won't read
Stupid Guest> Oh, it must be free then... :D:
Stores CM>

as a cashier myself, i hear that all too often. and the other thing i hear, is "i only came in for a few items" as they load the belt with lots of items. HA HA
and now: SG: Do you know where the bathroom is? Me: no, i don't, i've been here for over 10 years and still haven't been told where it is! :twisted: :twisted: