Stupid Guest Tricks

Mansion has this kind've thing every 10 seconds or so.

What you said:
"Two or three per buggy."

What they heard:
"Shove every member of your 13 person party into one buggy. Don't worry, we'll stop the ride if you don't all get in in time."

I'm sick of this garbage. If it were up to any of you, I'm sure PUSH would get canned.

I just honestly don't think it's a bad, stupid or annoying enough question to have a problem with it. I always liked Walt's idea that every guest should be given a chance, and that rude guests may just be having a bad day. I refocus that on a guest asking a stupid question may have just poorly worde...

I actually was never bothered by this question. I know that they really meant where can we see the fireworks from. If they've never been there, they don't necessarily know that it's a show you can see everywhere, and even if they do assume that, they're probably just asking where the best place to w...

I just checked and it's still there. Just run a search for enter, risk.

I prefer the people who THINK they know it all and try to show off however they actually know diddily squat! for example: sg: this is Expedition Everest It is 300 feet tall, and is the fastest coaster this side of the mississippi! (yes i heard a guest say that while online(yes me and my friends lau...

I think we all know what the second most popular question we're asked is (after where the bathrooms are)... What time is the 3 o'clock parade? And for those guests who don't know, yes, we get asked that, exactly like that. "Ummm, the 3 o'clock parade is at... 3 o'clock. But if you're down the ...

Haunted Mansion "Is this a walk through ride?" (Exact sentence heard dozens of times every day, usually I just say "no, it's a ride-through ride.") "Is this a roller coaster?" "Is this the boat ride?" "Is that the castle?" "Is this the line for ...

From what I can tell there are small problems. The hardcore paintball people do not like the paintball area because of the kids and new people. It is not Disneyland. From what I can see it is for novices who just want to have some fun climbing rock walls, playing mini golf, and shooting family with...

How does one removable plug power an entire coaster? How does a coaster have no footings?

I'm not familiar with Adventure Park. Is it particularly trashy?