Stupid Guest Tricks

"They expect me to wear these!?"

"Are you sure you know where you're going?" "Of course, I have the itinerary right here on these important controls."

"Which of these Freds is going to drop dead?"

"Wombat wasn't sure what to make of Disney using his image, maybe he could get royalties."

"You left the stepladder out of the picture right?"

"Your fairy godmother is out sick today, I'm your fairy godlawyer."

He's just seen too many action movies, people never need to reload in action movies.

"You say that the dress was black and blue when you bought it, but now it's clearly white and gold? I think you definitely have a case."

"What better way to say 'I love you' this Valentine's Day than with the Quadruplet Quartet."

"You're seriously doing that right in front of me?"