Stupid Guest Tricks

Sorry. Dunno about the american Parking CMs but in Paris they are REALLY a bunch of day-dreamers... :)

Which parks can we visit with the park hopper option? LOL! :D: My friend Jaques got that question in ticketing (and remember we only have TWO parks! GUESS which parks are open to the park hoppers...?) and couldnt help himself (this was a situation where the guest had been asking one seriously uninf...

I'd send off the zombies to the Parking dept. where they will fit right in... :D:

Only funny nametags I've ever had were two that I got from fellow CMs who thought my actual name, Carl-Ottar, was complicated to pronounce. So I went through DLP as Charlotte and Carlotta a while until my lead thought the gender confusion might seem a little odd to the guests. SO instead I got a nam...

It *think* they think like this: "Making me sit down is their way of robbing me of the experience of standing up!". Ok thats 16 words but anyway... Also, some people are just always going to do the exact opposite of what they are supposed to do. Always. And sitting down in a coaster leaves...

As much as I have groaned about fastpasses while working for Disney, I cannot agree they should remove the system from the parks! On the contrary, I'd like to see the system expanded. At DLP, there are fastpasses avaliable for Space Mountain, Indiana Jones and the temple of peril (Backwards!), Peter...

Hahahahahah! That is priceless!!!

Wheelchair guests cannot access any rides through the main entrance at DLP, so they always aim for the exits. Including the exits to theaters, the park itself and through one-way revolving doors...

I was working a marathon shift the day after the annual CM party (surprisingly, only the non-drinkers showed up for work that day...) and had been riding the Steam Train waaay to many times around the park that afternoon when a fellow CM called me up on the radio to tell me "Dude, you just did ...

Thankfully, bitrhdays (real or not) are not a common thing to bring up at DLP when you want your kid to be traumatized by a safety harness... However, once when working on Peter Pan's Flight I had trouble getting a mother with a 5-year old boy to get out of their ship when the ride was over. They ju...

I can't wait for Hotel Tower of Terror to be finished in Walt Disney Studios so that clueless guests can wander in there thinking they will make a reservation for the night... Heh heh heh...