Stupid Guest Tricks

When I drive trams for backstage talent, I give a speil (ever since an incident where an ADULT MMD chaperone stood up and leaned over the side while we were moving) before departure: "Please remain seated at all times while the tram is in motion. If you need me to stop the tram, please send a b...

I'm in agreement -- I've always seen the FP merge point outside. That being said, in the few months that I've been a CM I have NEVER seen a line for Star Tours. To be fair, I don't work attractions, but I'm all over the resort so I see a little bit of everything just about every day, and every time ...

I can get myself in but I will need a sign-in for my girlfriend if anyone can provide it. Whoever is willing to provide this please PM me with whatever info I'll need and then I'll find out for sure if she and I are going. Once I have that all figured out (if someone can get her in and therefore if ...

Now that I am offically known as the henious b*tch around vending, let me share my reasoning of why our new trainers suck. *this past weekend...* Me: Close at 9 for the fireworks. Trainer: I can't, I was told by the PA trainer to close at 10. Me: Yeah that's nice, I was told by management to close ...

I suppose I don't know because I don't work in attractions, but who is "Smiley" and what's his deal?

It must have been those 2 retards who hang out in the Main Street stores with their Guest of Honor badges on and think they are cast members. This morning I ran into a REALLY geeky AP who in addition to having his AP on a lanyard from team center, half of his shirt (top to bottom) was covered in pi...

LOL....I like the way you've got the system worked down to a science, Weeble. Of course, you can't meet guests at Harbor House anymore! I guess the closest equivalent would be the bus stop on Harbor Blvd.

Without a stopwatch or anything, just counting "one-onethousand" style, my personal best elapsed time from Town Square to the Hub in a 15 passenger van is about 12 seconds. Yes, from a standing start. If you ever told me that I'd drag race down Main St., I probably wouldn't have believed ...

In the UK and Australia, "Orgasmic" is often used in everyday speech as an adjective. Kind of like "cool" or "awesome".

Polar33 wrote:Cost of upgrade from her three day park hopper to the to the cheapest
AP available to her (non so-cal): $50.00
Cost of the AP exclusive pin: $10.50 (plus tax)
Actual cost of pin for this guest: $60.50 (plus some tax)

Sending a guest to City Hall to spend money: Priceless.