Stupid Guest Tricks

I have red hair, I was wearing a tube top, and I have really dry skin on my legs right now, are they sure they didn't spot me leaving the park???

Thought I'd start a thread about things we witness that gives us hope that perhaps there is a lifeguard on duty at the gene pool on occasion. I saw a couple today so I thought I'd post about them. I take the bus home from campus every day (we drop my car at the park and ride, then hubby and I take t...

As long asI don't look like a mentally unstable person in any of the pics, i'm ok with that...wait..I am mentally unstable, pics couldn't change that..may as well post em I have a couple that I'll shrink and upload to here (or actually I'll have my oriental hubby shrink, he's the one that is fluent ...

hobie16 wrote: I even got a call from the hotel lobby one night that started with, "I theenk you are veerryy handsome."

You are such a liar. What I said was "I theenk chu would enjoy petty my kitty Cha Cha, she shave"....

that was before I was fluent in English...

This reminded me of one here at the University about two years ago. I knew a person in this class so I know it actually happened. A large auditorium was being used as a lecture hall. About 2-3000 in attendance. The instructer was talking biology. He mentioned that due to the genetic material, sperm...

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be...close to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu (background cut in) CLOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUUU I soooooooooo almost ended up with two more 'rats" tonight. Petsmart had two baby ferrets. They were so tiny a...

But you talk the talk so well, I thought for sure you were boinking on a nightly basis. A cute redhead not getting some? There is something so wrong with that picture. Mind you, I am saying that, and redheads really aren't my thing. Long story, lots of mental trauma. Aww, <blushes>. Cute redhead? N...

darph nader wrote:No offence,but this sounds so Board X. :(

lol..true...my bad..

i'll go back to posting stories about my lack of sex life and watching Ktulu's lawn on his "lawn cam"

mechurchlady wrote:FOR SALE: 81 Year old woman who will make your spouse's life a living nightmare.

You are selling off my monster in law???? cooooollllll

Today (stupid ICP trick).... I was meeting with my group for one of my courses, and our goal for the semester is to pinpoint a problem in our community and try to find solutions for it. Well we were sitting around brainstorming, and someone mentioned Teen Sex. Well someone else said "yes, it's ...