Stupid Guest Tricks

Line cutters / jumpers - be it an attraction, store, whatever...

Down the giant waterslide and into the greenest, ugliest moat in the park for all to see.

WHOOSH!!!!! *splash*

:D:

As per usual... how about some Synergy? The ABC show "Wipeout"* would do nicely. Simply install the wall of random punching boxing gloves at the entrance of every park venue with a remote control for the greeter / HH. "We have a plane to catch in 15 min.!"---- BOP! "Hold the...

Splash Mtn.: you get in a line about an hour long passing signs that say "You may get Wet", when they should read "Your about to get soaked". You get in a log ride seeing animation from a film that hasn't been sold by it's own creator in 20 years and go down a large hill where yo...

Capt. Eo: You sit in a dark theater with Michael Jackson dancing
around the Borg Queen on her trapeeze. He does pelvic thrusts until
she falls off and then she looks better.

Autopia: You drive a little car around for 7 min. and when you get
back the CM's say no bumping... and then you flip them the bird and
floor it.

Bonus if you hit the granny in front of you and her upper plate flies across the station.

So I got a pair of faux leopard skin pillows in the mail today by mistake.

Why couldn't it have been the Hope Diamond, instead?

Innoventions: It's that thing that goes around and around with Windows 7 on the porch.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:No, he had one left (right?)

umm, he had a spare!

His nickname was "Trifecta"....

Or... the ever popular: "Folks I do not come to McDonalds and tell you how to flip your burgers, so do not come to my workplace and tell me how to do mine." LOL... juicy! Though probably not the best idea. See if you OG's (SOP's whatever you have there) mention not holding vehicle dispatc...

Well, I think most of us have suffered at the hands of our parents musical taste. I just answered about *my* first 8 track. My parents never had an 8 track player, but they had *their* radio stations. Well, that's nice. Radio was spotty at best, hence the 8-tracks around the country. Over and over....