Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote: I have heard DLR CMs called all sorts of Bee related jokes and names when they where the yellow striped shirts during crowd control.

Doesn't help that we refer to said costume as bumble bee either....

Guest: You're lying we're on a track! Me: Hey boat partner! Hit that rock for me. Everyone stop paddling. -Seconds latter we hit the rock- Guest: Don't you have a moter? Me: Yes we do, we have 20 of them, they look like this -indicates paddle- Answer 2: Yes we do, we're just out of gas so we passed ...

Canoes: Safety First here at Disneyland reach under your seat and grab that blue and yellow safety strap. If its not blue its green and if its not green its red and if its not red its not there. Like we'd strap you in a canoe...geez what do you think this is a kayak? (Barrowed from the great joke wr...

IRSmart, such perfect wording! :trophy: Wish you'd blow up & post in ALL DL breakrooms - especially the one behind M S - by parade character dressing room. Nasty place. :eek: The Critter Country Breakroom used to be bad. We all had a pretty good idea who the culpret was based on what sort of tr...

My remark about the dogs was a snide remark on what some guests think Security does all day. Oh I know I have had nice chats with security. Being a raft driver we all know the Island Security really well and they'll do almost anything within reason for us. I know a few other of the security officer...

Stduck :twisted: : Do I come over to your house and leave trash everywhere? Then why do you do it here? Guest :eek: : I ought to report you for that attitude, kids cover your ears! For your information that's what you get paid to do, don't you? Now which way to the Illinois Smith Ride? LOL Damn mec...

"We are sorry but Rivers of America is closed due to the Dasani Caps Dam that appeared suddenly this morning." LOL! Man the Beavers have nothing on those stupid caps. We were doing trash duty on the Canoe dock the other day, using paddles like a grabber to pull trash out of the river. I a...

Security must do something besides harass pin traders, feed the dogs, and give directions. Before anyone says what dogs, I once saw them bring out dogs to sniff an abandoned back pack. People try to steal from parks and store daily. You forgot feed the ducks on the Island. Man I love Island Securit...

-When you've been pulled from where you started did a costuming change and then get pulled back there 2 hours latter and the guy in costuming says "Didn't you just change OUT of that?" -When your feet are more orange then normal. (Moccosins make my feet orange) -You're sopping wet on any p...