Stupid Guest Tricks

Freak, UGH, I know exactly what you're talking about. I work in a store and the customers do the same crap. There's a big black sign that says "Line exits here." The SG walks in, ignoring the FIFTEEN other people in line and demands service. Sheesh, it never ever EVER ends. The strange thi...

Should have let them ride with their kids. And see the looks on their faces when their kids go flying off their laps and hit the pavement! :twisted: And when they cry, tell them they DEMANDED that they be allowed to do something that stupid.

When visiting this board, I'm always amazed how low humans can sink in their neverending quest for "special" treatment. That being said, how would you punish a SG if you were given the power for one day? I know what to do: pick a Disney employee, call the paramedics and make him/her give t...

delsdad wrote:Feed them, then send them on Mission Space?

NOOO! Please don't give any SGs ideas. Next thing you know, they'll be deliberately vomiting all over the seats on Mission Space!

This SG needs to follow me to the parks the last two times I went. She'd die of shock if she saw the crowds. I didn't see three attractions on my list because the wait times would take all day. How crowded was it? Um, in the MK, I couldn't go faster than walking speed because there were so many peop...

And there are quite a few cases of strangers abducting children and raping them. I remember the "Beware of Strangers" films we saw as kids; of course they didn't talk about sexual abuse, they left it open that something bad would happen to them, or they would never see their mommies and d...

Since we're on the topic of railroads, something just FYI. If you look at some of the old pics of the railroad maintenance crew, you'll see them skillfully balancing themselves as they walk on the rail. NEVER did they walk between the rails. Why? Well, on a trip from Italy to Switzerland one time, I...

This whole week, I feel like I'm almost taking it in the ass. Stupid guests are stupid guests, and eventually they get under your skin, but it's still funny as hell to talk about how dumb they are. When they're being rude dickheads, and you can't be rude, sarcastic, or honest right back to them, I ...

Hi, would you believe it? I forgot about this site! That's why I haven't posted in a while. Anyway, in my city newspaper, some fool robbed a bank and dropped his wallet on the floor while making his getaway. The cops couldn't believe how easy it was: they drove to the address on his driver's license...

In all the Disney message boards I've visited, all the CMs insist that the Brazzies are the ABSOLUTE worst. There is NOBODY worse than them, period! A guest who was Brazilian blames his culture for it. He said that competitiveness in society is something they learn very early in life. The families t...