Stupid Guest Tricks

How about one day while working a shift at Soarin' to keep my proficiencies I handed a guest a FLIK Card and said: "Please give this to an Expedition Tour Guide before you board your train to the mountain". Got some strange looks on that one. :sparky: Nice one yeti man I did the same thin...

One day I was standing in the Jungle Trek at the Malayan Tapir Enclosure (this animal is 830 lbs related to the Rhino and Horse but has a wierd look about her). As I was standing there People walk by and I tell them about the Animal. But there was one family who was listening to there patriach and o...

CM said: I am sorry but I can't let you in early with your fastpass.

Guest hears: I am not sorry I just want to watch you wait and stare at the fastpass clock and glare at me until it is time because you don't like me cause we both know you don't check anyone elses fastpass

Damn, were you aboard the Disney Wonder last week with me? Thought my wife was going to get us both the plank for badmouthing and kicking the seat of a self-appointed photo historian in the row in front of us. She had both a video camera and a flash camera and used both at the same time. At least w...

So I was greeter the other day when i noticed something strange. This blond woman was standing in front of the entrance just staring. I let this go on for a few minutes figureing she was deciding if she wanted to ride. Boy was I wrong. "may I help you miss?" I said. She replied with the se...