Stupid Guest Tricks

Can't wait to see the big, ugly cables everyone has to stare at all day actually be used. Which is worse? The ugly Tink landing shack, the ugly fake tree that replaced it or the six huge cables over the Matterhorn? :barf: <--- I just can't get enough of this~! LOL. Simple minds, simple pleasures.

Last week I got a call from a guest in Downtown Disney in Orlando wanting directions to The Grand Californian. OMG.... are you sure it wasn't a crank phone call over the tie-line? I get those a lot from Orlando. When I get one over the caller-ID phone I make a note to call them back later and try t...

I guess Pat hasn't heard you yet.

I sure miss the ad-lib days. :( Now if you don't select a pre-approved spiel from the Jungle (or big boats, BTM , Tours, insert attraction here) OG you are now subject to disipline at any time. I understand this all started from an incident on routes... someone made a comment to a guest going into t...

I love it when I ask the adults how old their kids are, they
almost always say "seven". When I ask the same families kids, they say "six"
and it's all I can do to keep from cracking up.

Then the parents try to recover by saying to the kid, "no your not six, dammit."

Be sure to turn in a grad nite preference form and put in the #'s for first choice sequentially. Also put in ADO's for the next days after each well in advance so you won't have to deal with the turn-arounds. It's just not worth the whole 20 some-odd cents extra to me. Oh yeah... unplug your phone t...

Here's a great trick... find a readmit pass, fill it out, apologise and get away
as fast as you can. Works like a charm!

My evil knows no bounds.